GLASS HOUSE a novella

Five years ago I found myself doing what I usually do: working on a new story. GLASS HOUSE was shaping up to be a new novel length story. I was a few chapters in when the windows of my own world shattered. 

My brother called and told me my father passed away unexpectedly. I went back home to Norwalk, Connecticut and did all the things one does during such events. 

His loss was my losing my first and most important audience. It’s always been his voice in my head when I’ve finished projects and found myself looking for feedback. He was critical. He made me work hard. When he liked something? I knew I was more than likely good to go. 

I returned to GLASS HOUSE and so the story did what stories do … it told itself. The novel became a novella. I found myself typing ‘the end’ much sooner than expected. I knew it was right. I knew it was done. 

It split my beta reading group down the middle. I wasn’t sure what I had. I still don’t. It doesn’t fit neatly into the horror genre, where I’m primarily known. It doesn’t fit into any one thing. It’s spiritual. It’s metaphysical. It’s horror. It’s funny and bittersweet. It’s searching for answers. 

I’ve debated sending it out for consideration to publishers but was always weary. I didn’t want to change it. I didn’t want it scrutinised as a product. Pretentious as it sounds, I want and need GLASS HOUSE to stand as it was made. 

By the way? Some in my beta group believed it was autobiographical to a fault. It is not. Like all of my work, I employ some elements of life experiences, but they’re not necessarily the ones anyone would expect. Mostly, I did my best to exorcise and capture the strange floating feeling of grief and maybe offer a little hope of a life lived beyond, one not better, but different and changed and ever moving forward. 

I felt the five year anniversary of my Dad’s loss is a good time to release GLASS HOUSE in his honor and memory. Sometimes it feels like just a moment ago. Sometimes? A lifetime.

Thanks for reading.



A housesitting job at the Glass House unlocks lost memories and forgotten regrets.

The house was see through, and so became the things that dwelled inside . . . This is not a dark ride.

Come to a place where the dead are still alive.

Told through poetry, lyrics and prose, GLASS HOUSE is an expressive and experimental exploration of grief and memory from author John Palisano, Bram Stoker Award winning author of GHOST HEART, NERVES and DUST OF THE DEAD as well as numerous short stories.

New Halloween mini-Collection, “Starlight Drive” now available

Just released a mini-collection for Halloween, “Starlight Drive”—
4 stories for those who believe Halloween is the most wonderful time of the year! It includes a brand new, exclusive story, “Starlight Drive” and gathers some of my other Halloween stories.
It’s only $5.99 for the print book and $2.99 eBook.
Thanks! Please remember: leaving reviews, no matter how short, help independent artists tremendously! 

“Splinterette” Nominated from Bram Stoker Award® in Short Fiction

Splinterette graphic
has made it to the Final Ballot of the Bram Stoker Awards® in Short Fiction. I’m very surprised, and I’ve got some amazing company, which is great, because now I’ll be able to enjoy to Stoker Awards without being afraid I’ll have to go up to the podium and say words like, “Honored,” and “Humbled”, and I can just do that here.

I share the category with Hal Bodner, Sydney Leigh, Usman T. Malik, whose “The Vaporization Enthalpy of a Peculiar Pakistani Family” is also up for a Nebula (WOW!), Rena Mason, and Damien Angelica Walters. They’ve all produced stellar work.

“Splinterette” is about a man who is lost in a whiteout only a short distance from his home, and is seemingly rescued by a creature made of branch and sharpened bark. To me, it’s very Lovecraftian. Your mileage may vary on that one. Others have mentioned it may be metaphoric about my last few years. The jokers!

The story will be available to read here for voting members until the ballots close in a few weeks. Thanks a mill for this, everyone. It means so much to be acknowledged by my peers in horror fiction in this way.

Also, “Splinterette” appeared in the WIDOWMAKERS anthology, benefitting James Newman, who was severely injured by an immense falling branch. All proceeds help James and his family during his recovery.

Splinterette PDF download

An interview with author Robert Shane Wilson

We are here today as a stop on the The Robert S. Wilson Thrown-Together-at-the-Last-Minute-Due-to-An-Overwhelming-Amount-of-Procrastination-and-Indecision Blog Tour and Book Giveaway Contest! =



This is a real honor. Robert Shane Wilson has been delivering the goods as an author and editor for enough time to leave a good mark on many people’s psyche. His work reminds me of Dan O’ Bannon, and the very wonderful 1980s science fiction/horror/noir field. I loved those stories and films. Please bring back Ellen Datlow and OMNI and T.E.D. Klein Twilight Zone! I cherish the issues I have. Robert continues that tradition, although his work is most certainly his own. We’ve been friends online for a while, with one of my favorite stories is learning that he uses a DANA portable word processor to work from. Having seen ads for them for years, Robert turned me on to finding a used one for a song. I love it. I love gizmos. Anything that helps creativity. I love where he writes. So please, check out his work. It’s the good stuff. He’s embarking on a brave new journey, not unlike one of the heroes in his stories, toward a new world. Now, let’s find out more about him.

You’ve got some new projects being released soon, with a brand new business model in mind? Can you talk about that a bit? What inspired this?

Sure. My debut collection Where All Light is Left to Die just came out via eBook and is about to do likewise in trade paperback any day now and my novella SoulServe: A Ray Garret/Lifeline Techno Thriller is set to come out September 30th. I’m also putting out a novella from my collection as a stand alone (The Nesting Place) and a new revised and expanded edition of my 2011 novella The Quiet. And to make that sound even more confusing, Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing also released my short experimental cosmic horror story The OTHERS as part of their One-Night Stands series of eBooks earlier this month.

As for the business model, it’s a bit of an experiment. Recently Hugh Howey, bestselling author of WOOL, wrote a very interesting blog on a strategy for new self-publishing authors to kick start their careers. What I’m hoping to get out of this strategy is a boost in exposure to both my already available titles as well as a good kick start to my new ones. Hugh calls this strategy the Five-Down-and-One-in-the-Hole plan and it’s emulated from what has happened recently to a lot of midlist authors who have self-published.

What happens is a midlist author will decide to self-publish their entire backlist pretty much at once shortly before putting out a new title. Readers are suddenly seeing several books from the same name and that name is sticking for them enough that they decide to eventually take a chance on that author’s work. The idea is to shortly afterward put out another title, the “one in the hole,” as something new for readers to sink their teeth into now that they’ve already been reading your recent barrage of titles (Hugh and his source Liliana Nirvana suggest releasing your “one in the hole” title about one month later).

When I read Hugh’s post, I was in a unique position in that I already had five titles I was planning on releasing (well one rereleasing, but yeah…). Thing is, traditional wisdom tells authors and publishers to separate releases so you can give each book time to breathe and give yourself time to promote each accordingly. But in my experience, the more I learn about the current book market, the more I feel like taking a chance on new creative ideas can lead to some wonderful opportunities. And if nothing else… It’s not likely to make things any more difficult than they already are. So, for me, it was worth a shot to make it so all these titles would be available right around the same time.

For my “one in the hole,” I’m going out a little further than suggested and shooting for putting my third novel RISING FROM ASHES: EMPIRE OF BLOOD BOOK THREE out in December. So, I’m not following the idea stringently by any means but hopefully it gives my work a bit of a kick in the right direction.


Do you think the new era of authors taking over much of their promotion and content has affected the way writers write? With everyone writing series, and hoping to cross-sell the titles, how has this effected the genesis of storytelling?

I think in today’s new publishing paradigm many writers are a lot more aware of marketing. In a big way it’s a huge burden to writers these days, self and traditionally published. And I’m sure that affects what plenty of writers decide to write etc. Myself, as a reader, I’m a lover of book series and as a writer, I’ve come to enjoy them as well because it really allows you to get deeper and deeper with dynamic character development and interaction. But I can see how some writers are leaning toward series when they probably wouldn’t have otherwise in order to build a selling platform.

As for the genesis of storytelling, I’m not sure it matters. We’ve been telling stories since we were living in caves, hunting and gathering. I think what matters is that we keep telling stories as individuals and as a species. Passing down our ideas to each new generation and inspiring even more great stories. That’s one of the greatest things that makes us unique among the our ancestors and we should celebrate that.

Sure if someone puts all their effort and time into worrying about what will sell over what they are passionate about writing, they’ll end up with nothing but dry crap to show for it, but there’s nothing wrong with balancing the two. “Here’s something that’s selling well and I love to read and write it. Here’s something else that’s selling well and I love to read it, but haven’t tried writing it. I think I’ll give it a shot.” I mean the best musicians and performers are fluent in many different styles and I’m a firm believer that writers can only gain by doing the same.


I get the feeling a lot of authors are writing to the market. They’re even mimicking the covers of best-sellers with their graphic work. Do you think this is a good thing, because it is leveling the playing field, or do you think this is crowding the market with a lot of mediocre work?

I think this kind of goes back to my last answer to some degree. I honestly feel like as long as there are people writing, there will be different levels of quality. Different people write for different reasons. Obviously Amazon has opened the floodgates for anyone who wants to try their hand at being a writer to do so. This is both a great and terrible thing all at once. For the promising young writer who is willing to still put in the effort to hone their craft and toil with each new work toward making it better or more original than the last, this is fantastic. For those who would rather rush out everything they can for the purpose of trying to make a quick buck, I think it’s inevitable that they are going to fail and quickly.

That said, many new great writers out there aren’t getting noticed because of many factors including the huge amount of competition out there right now—a lot of which being one big pool of shit from those aforementioned folk trying to make a quick buck. But also because, and this is another great and terrible conundrum, Amazon is taking the market and to be seen on Amazon is to follow Amazon’s rules both spoken and unspoken and it’s they’re not exactly working very hard to make those rules straightforward. But given the huge ratio of bad material out there, I get it. It’s like a marketing democracy not too far off from the current state of United States politics—one where the lucky and the rich win out. If you can afford to throw down 10k on advertising, Amazon is more than happy to make you a bestseller. If not and you happen to have the magic power to get hit by Amazon’s bestselling lightning as authors like Amanda Hocking and J.A. Konrath, among many others, have, then aces, you win every writer’s secret little soft fuzzy dream—the ability to make not just a living writing, but a damn fine one.

The Others

Who or what are the new gatekeepers?

Readers are the new gatekeepers. And I think, in comparison to the history of this business, this new paradigm is the evolutionary equivalent of the Cambrian Explosion. When the Cambrian Explosion happened, life on Earth went from just a small number of variations to very near the nearly incalculable variety of species we see today. Likewise, we went from a small variety of book publishers funneling out what they felt was the best material to readers to tearing away that funnel and allowing the open slush pit to go straight to the reader where they can find new writers in droves that may never have even managed to get printed with the previous model.

What distinguishes your work from the flood of self-appointed writers multiplying on Amazon every day?

Ha! Nothing I say can answer that question… Except maybe this. I wrote it. And there is no other me. Otherwise, it’s up to readers to decide if they want to take a chance on me. (Hint: I have several free stories out in eBook land available and there’s always the sample option on any of my longer works. All free ways to decide for yourself if my work can be distinguished from the dreck.)


You’re well known, and highly regarded, in the horror fiction circuit, as an editor. How did that come to be? Do you think your skills as an editor have informed your personal fiction for better or for worse?

If anything I’m blipping slightly on some far away edge of the radar, maybe. I probably mostly owe that to my work on Horror for Good: A charitable Anthology and as Editor in Chief of Nightscape Press. And yeah, if a writer wants to better their craft, I would highly suggest trying their hand at editing on a purely experimental basis to begin with. Get together with another writer you’re friends with who has a reasonably thick skin and is willing to take your criticism with a grain of salt.

That way if you make some mistakes along the way you don’t pull someone down with you along the way. Haha. Seriously though, I started editing in late 2011 just prior to working on Horror for Good and each pass I did on other people’s work taught me more. But I won’t lie, editing the work of solid professionals was even more hugely eye-opening. And yet at the same time, no one gets better who isn’t already studying the subject of their affections with vigorous determination and constant practice. For writers that’s reading everything you can get your hands on with a critical eye and writing and writing and rewriting and writing and writing and rewriting some more and… you get the idea.

If marketing and sales were of no concern, what would you write?

Well, the same things I write now. Sort of. I balance how much my eye is on the market and how much my eye is on what I’m passionate about. They’re mostly pretty much the same thing. That said, I would love to break out more in the science fiction market because most of what I write has a huge element of mixed in. So far that doesn’t seem to be in the cards. And very recently I realized that I’m okay with that. I’m okay with that because there are two science fiction markets. There’s the stringent very particular science fiction market that doesn’t jibe too well with darker fiction and there’s the popular fiction market where science fiction has, in my opinion, more room to breathe. I think my sci-fi has the potential to some day end up in that latter market. With hard work and some luck, time will tell I suppose. It very well could be that my brand of SF just isn’t anybody’s cup of tea and even still, I can live with that. The best tip I ever learned was to write for yourself, because you can’t please everyone and when you try too hard to please everyone, you only end up pleasing no one.

Our influences often change as we develop as artists. Who inspired you ‘then’, and who inspires you ‘now’?

Ooh, love this question. I think my biggest horror inspirations from childhood were The Twilight Zone and various 70s and 80s horror and sci-fi movies (Brainstorm, Blade Runner, An American Werewolf in London, Swamp Thing, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Alien, Predator, Communion, Night of the Comet, Saturn 3, Tron, D.A.R.R.E.L., Cat’s Eye, The Last Starfighter, Terminator, Labyrinth, and tons of others. But in the written word… Then would be Stephen King, Anne Rice, William Golding… etc. But the biggest scares in my early teens came from reading Whitley Strieber’s “non-fiction” alien abduction books like Communion, Transformation, and the author’s supposedly “true story written as fiction” Majestic. I was twelve years old when I first read those books and I was quite impressionable.

At the time, I already believed in that sort of thing and Strieber’s books only gave me terrifying fodder to add to my already growing fear of small beings coming into my home in the middle of the night and ripping me from my bed. Nothing scares like something you think is real. Hands down, nothing else has scared me as much since.

Today I’m a skeptic who doesn’t believe in anything supernatural, and while that might affect my ability to be scared to some degree, I’m still able to be creeped out and enjoy a great work of the macabre. I’d say my biggest influences now are authors like Peter Watts, Richard Matheson, Harlan Ellison, Philip K. Dick, Michael Marshall Smith, Stephen Graham Jones, Laird Barron, Ursula K. Le Guin, Peter Straub, King still, definitely, Neil Gaiman, George R. R. Martin, and Joe Lansdale. I’m more recently becoming especially enthralled with weird fiction and cosmic horror. I’ve long been intrigued by H.P. Lovecraft’s spectrum of horrific ideas, but I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of his prose style, so I’m slow to read as much of his work as I would like.


What’s your writing routine?

Whenever I can balance free time and focus. So, in other words not nearly as routine as I would like, but I’ve been working to turn that around.

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My favorite question is always HOW do you write? MS Word on an old PC? Longhand in spiral notebooks? Tapping into your iPhone? I love specifics. Give me the software you use. The versions. Why you use them. Also: what is your writing environment? A nook in the dining room? A home office that looks out onto a meadow? The lunch room at the day job with a set of headphones so you won’t be disturbed? That stuff I love!

Recently I made room for an office that’s closed off from the rest of the house and have done most of my writing there. I’m a typing kind of guy. I write by hand far too slowly and much sloppier than your typical doctor’s signature. If I had to rely on reading my own handwriting, I’d be screwed. I mostly write on my PC with either Microsoft Word 2003 or Wordstar 7 (I’m a Wordstar Diamond addict. I’ve even created a small script program via AutoHotKey that allows me to use Wordstar commands with any Windows program—XP and 7. WS fans, it’s available here! You’ll need to set up your caps lock to work as a control separately though…).

Nearly a year ago we moved out to the country just across the street from a body of water called Defeated Creek (even though it looks bigger than many lakes I’ve seen). And directly across from the mouth of our driveway is a nice clearing in the trees that separate the road from the water. When the weather is accommodating I go out there with a little word processor device called an Alphasmart Dana—you know what I’m talking about, John!—and a fold out camping chair and go sit in front of the water and write. Best writing spot ever. Well, the best I’ve found anyway.

Here’s where you can contact and hang out with Robert:


The Robert S. Wilson Thrown-Together-at-the-Last-Minute-Due-to-An-Overwhelming-Amount-of-Procrastination-and-Indecision Blog Tour and Book Giveaway Contest! =

Amazon author page:

Goodreads author page:

Facebook page:

Twitter name: @EmpireOfBloodRW

Ello: @robertswilson


Robert S. Wilson is the author of SHINING IN CRIMSON and FADING IN DARKNESS, books one and two of his dystopian vampire series: EMPIRE OF BLOOD. He is the Bram Stoker Award-nominated editor of BLOOD TYPE: AN ANTHOLOGY OF VAMPIRE SF ON THE CUTTING EDGE, a co-editor of HORROR FOR GOOD: A CHARITABLE ANTHOLOGY and NIGHTSCAPES: VOLUME 1, and lives in Middle Tennessee with his family and a silly obnoxious dog. His short stories have appeared in numerous anthologies, online, and paper publications, and his cyberpunk/horror novella EXIT REALITY was chosen as one of’s Thrillers of the Month in July 2013.

His debut fiction collection WHERE ALL LIGHT IS LEFT TO DIE was just released on September 23rd and the second novella in his cyberpunk/crime thriller Ray Garret/Lifeline series, SOULSERVE, is available for pre-order and will release on September 30th. He is currently working hard to finish a number of novels and novellas all at once like a blind juggler given knives and led into oncoming traffic.



A Word for A Word with…me!


Here’s a neat interview with Joe Mynhardt over at the Crystal Lake site. I’ve got a story in his upcoming anthology called, “Perrollo’s Ladder”, which is a fairy tale gone really bad. Hope you all enjoy the interview, and the stories. “Tales From Crystal Lake” is coming soon. Direct link:

Brand new NERVES book trailer

Hey, y’all. I’ve got a brand new book trailer I put together for NERVES. It’s live action, and was shot in the Nevada desert, right where the first scene actually takes place. The music was fun to compose, too. Got to play director for my own adaptation.

Also: I need Amazon reviews for NERVES. If you’ve read it, please post one. If you have reviewed it, please check it’s still there. They took down a bunch, mysteriously. If you haven’t read it and would like to, in exchange for an honest review, let me know and I’ll hook you up. This is a limited time offer, though, okay? Thanks for all the support. And hopefully if this round of ‘getting it out there’ goes well, some press will be interested in its prequel, ASHES, currently half-way transcribed.


Here’s a fun interview where we talk about creating NERVES and BiPOLAR EXPRESS as well as the NERVES prequel, my time working in Hollywood, and my creative process. Who doesn’t like talking about things they’re passionate about?

NERVES is FREE! Signed and rare items almost gone!

Hey! If you’ve been wanting to read NERVES, it’s free April 24th and 25th, 2013 on Kindle.…

And there’s still time to grab one of only two remaining signed hardcopy for cheaper than retail at the Bad Moon Books Kickstarter.
They’ve also got the original printed manuscript up for a reward, too. There’s lots of stuff for horror fans. Rare Clive Barker items that are amazing, and of course, the Thomas Ligotti Death Poems editions will be amazing.…

Pretty fun stuff. Hope you all enjoy reading the book. And please, please, please review it when you’re done. And if you have read it, and haven’t put up a review, I urge you to do so. They are extremely helpful to us indie authors and make a big difference.

An interview with author Rena Mason


Today I’m psyched to interview Rena Mason. She’s a truly gifted writer and storyteller. It’s a great day now that the world can read her work. She’s got a great voice and her macabre stories are right up my alley. Here we learn a little bit about the artist behind the stories, as well as some of her inspiration behind her just-released novel, “The Evolutionist”, out now from Nightscape Press. Check it out, friends. Rena rocks!

Can you tell us a little bit about The Evolutionist?    The Evolutionist is a story about Stacy Troy, a woman who’s been suffering from nightmares for months. Convinced she’s on the brink of a midlife crisis, her husband insists she see a psychiatrist. Dr. Light becomes an integral part of her solving the mysteries of the terrifying dreams, but meanwhile, her health, and the relationships between her family and friends begin to deteriorate. Then the nightmares take a turn for the worse, and before everything comes crashing down, Stacy has to decide what is most important and choose between leaving the life she’s grown to love or possibly destroying who she really is.

What inspired this story?     Ha! Changes in my own life. My love of horror and science.

How did you get started writing?     One summer, I was reading an interesting selection of books that were either one thing or another and I couldn’t understand why a bit of murder & mystery, horror, or sci-fi couldn’t be added to them to stir things up a little. I’m speaking in particular of a Sue Miller book I’d read. I feel most people know why relationships go under. But what if the real reasons are compounded by extraordinary circumstances? That’s what I wanted to read. Life with some crazy unexpected twists and turns. I was also bummed when I read Dan Brown’s Angels & Demons and there were no “actual” angels and demons in it. Ha! And that’s when I started writing.

What was the path to publication like for you?     I wrote my first novel about five years ago. Submitted it, got it rejected (probably between 30-50 times,) and put it away. It’s a very personal story to me and I came to the realization that my writing wasn’t good enough to do it the justice it deserves yet. But the time will come, and I was all right with that. Then I wrote The Evolutionist, edited it, and polished it. I pitched it at a fancy convention and got the interest of some agents. Then before submitting it, I decided to go over it one more time and realized it was nowhere close to being ready. Rather than go through the whole rejection process all over again (which is not easy by any means,) I decided that I probably needed some help. Over internet connections, I kept seeing the name R.J. Cavender come up as a horror editor. I thought, if I can convince this horror editor that my novel is horror and not just sci-fi or mainstream, then maybe he can help me polish it, get it ready for submitting, and even know some good places/people to submit it to. Well, I’m glad I made that decision. R.J. has not only been a good editor for me, he became a good friend as well. After my short story, “The Eyes Have It” got into Horror For Good: A Charitable Anthology, things started to look up, and people started asking me about my work, if I wanted to write a story for them/work with them, etc. It was really awesome. Some of the editors of the Horror For Good anthology started Nightscape Press. I submitted The Evolutionist to them, and they accepted it with kind words about the story, which really made my year. So my path wasn’t all that bad. I’ve read some real horror stories, but I think the indie press has made it easier for more unknown authors to get their works published. There is hope.

What’s in the future for you?     Promote and sell the hell out of The Evolutionist. Hee! I have a personal short story, “Awk•ward” coming out close to June this year in The Haunted Mansion Writers Retreat Year Two anthology. My novella, East End Girls, which is paired up with Gord Rollo’s Only the Thunder Knows is kicking off the premier of JournalStone Publishing’s Double Down series in June this year, too. In October, my short story “Death Squared” will be released in Crystal Lake Publishing’s Fear the Reaper anthology. I’m currently rewriting/editing my next novel The Vein of My Existence, a horror/dark fantasy/mild erotica story, and I’m working on the outline for its prequel. It’s a storyline that could easily become a series. Fingers crossed.

What would people be surprised to find out about you?     I lived on a farm in Modesto, California for a few years. Shoveled chicken shit out of coops in temperatures over a hundred degrees into a wheel barrow, which I had to push around to the back of the barn and unload. I walked for miles and opened up irrigation valves to flood the pastures, (and swam in irrigation canals – gross. But it was fun then.) I would help move the cattle to different pastures and walked the hot wire line to make sure it was clear of debris. I fed horses, turkeys, Cornish game hens, and cows. (Fortunately, it wasn’t a dairy farm and no milking was involved.) I was never allowed to feed the hogs. Not long after I left the farm, I had to read Animal Farm and was glad about not feeding the hogs. I also had Netherland Dwarf rabbits I used to show at the Stanislaus County Fair for “honorary mention” ribbons. Went to rodeos and dressed like a cowgirl. It’s a hard life and I have every respect for the people who take it on. You’ve absolutely got to love it to do it.

Where can readers find and follow you?
and my Amazon author page

Where can people buy your books?
AMAZON “The Evolutionist”

JournalStone “East End Girls”:



Bad Moon Books Kickstarter

Bad Moon Books launched their Kickstarter campaign today, with some truly awesome rewards. Biggest amongst them are two different editions of Thomas Ligotti’s ultra rare “Death Poems”. Being a huge Ligotti fan, this makes me so damn happy. We just need a new edition of THE NIGHTMARE FACTORY. I’m still searching for an affordable copy of Grmiscribe, myself.

There’s also signed copies of NERVES, and a one-of-a-kind original manuscript from a draft of NERVES, featuring corrections and excised sections not in the printed book. Sorry: the get killed by Brian Keene in a book went quick fast in a hurry. But there’s still some absolutely awesome stuff to be had. Personally? I’m at least getting the Ligotti and probably a T-shirt.

Bad Moon is a great small press, and you’d be doing them a good service, and insuring they stay in business, healthily, through the next year. Get on board!